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BYOT: Bring your own tampon
Filed Under drama, serious
Last week I went on a school field trip and opted to follow the bus with one of the other mothers rather than ride. We got into a conversation about our girls approaching the teen years and I bragged that since I was such a bad girl as a teen that my kids wouldn’t get much passed me. After all I had done it all.
I stand corrected.
Later that day I happened upon a conversation about what kids are doing now to get drunk. One of the mothers had recently caught her daughter and her friends inserting vodka soaked tampons vaginally. They had seen a You Tube video about it being a quick way to get drunk and escape their parents smelling alcohol on their breath. Boys can get the same effect by inserting the tampon rectally. I’m shocked that boys would even be willing to do this since most of them are a bit weird about having anything up the poop chute. And does it really prevent alcohol breath? I’m a nurse and I know that alcohol in the bloodstream is also absorbed by the lungs so I would think you could still smell it. This little trick certainly wouldn’t fool a Breathalyzer. I hate to think that not only will parents need to smell their kids breath for alcohol but also have them bend over for a whiff.
So be aware if your daughter is going through a large amount of tampons or your son suddenly doesn’t mind picking up a box of tampons for you or his sister. You can bet I’m going to tell my daughters horror stories of death from alcohol poisoning not to mention drunk eggs now mean babies that aren’t right later.
*updated*
I did a search on You Tube and it seems to be called “slimming”.
